What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Deuteronomy 17

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like

I don't like religions.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

You shall not bear false witness.

Bible.. Hm.?

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your going to be alright just relax

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Innocent before proven guilty

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Lose lips shimk ships.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But this is not

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?